Christmass In Washington Will Suffer This Year

There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year!  The Supreme
Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United
States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious
reason.  They simply  have not been able to find Three Wise Men in 
the Nation's Capitol.

The search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the 
stable.